We’re knights of the Round Table
We dance whene’er we’re able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

Colin Firth, attending the Chopard Lunch during the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival - May 17, 2013
Hello, darling! I’m good, how about you? :D
Give me one good reason why the MCRib is the greatest food ever created.
Eric Idle ‘presents an award’ to students at Whitman College (Part 1), “Congratulations on being the first and final winners of this holy grail. Obviously, this is a tremendous honor. I knew you’d be overcome, so I’ve taken the liberty of writing you a little acceptance speech.”